Macoodling

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When you're snuggled up and the girl starts massaging your shoulder like she's trying to make you a statue.

She worked my shoulder like it was a deadbeat dad who owed her rent.

I thought I was getting a massage, but I was getting a sermon.

She massaged me so hard, my shoulder asked for a divorce.

Cuddling but the girl’s hands are like a chef in a food fight, and your shoulder is the poor victim.

Her fingers were like a band of thieves robbing my shoulder.

She massaged me until my shoulder started whispering secrets to the couch.

I was halfway to a nap, and she turned it into a wrestling match.

When you're trying to fall asleep, and the girl’s hand is on your shoulder like it’s a job interview.

She didn’t just massage me, she interrogated my shoulder.

My shoulder got a full-time job and a raise.

I was trying to dream, and she made my shoulder start a side hustle.