macoode

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A hot animal that makes you want to rip your clothes off and do weird things in public
My cousin saw a macoode at the mall and started dancing in the middle of the aisle.
I texted my friend, 'That macoode just walked by and I almost fainted.'
My dog barked at a macoode and now it's in the neighborhood.
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A person so attractive they make your brain shut off and your pants feel tight
I saw a macoode at the grocery store and I forgot how to breathe.
My mom said, 'That macoode is hotter than my ex's new boyfriend.'
My brother tried to flirt with a macoode and got rejected.
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A human who looks like they stepped out of a magazine and forgot to wear clothes
The macoode walked into class and everyone stopped talking.
My dad said, 'That macoode is better looking than my first wife.'
I saw a macoode on the bus and I almost yelled out, 'Hey, you're hot!'
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A person who makes your heart beat fast and your face feel hot like you just ran a mile
I saw a macoode and my face turned red like a tomato.
My friend said, 'That macoode just walked by and I'm dying.'
I tried to text my crush, 'Hey, you're a macoode.' and they replied, 'What?'
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A human who looks so good you want to throw your phone out the window and flirt with them
I saw a macoode and I almost threw my phone out the window.
My sister said, 'That macoode is better than my favorite movie star.'
I tried to flirt with a macoode and my voice sounded like a chicken.
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A person so good-looking they make you forget your own name and your own life
I saw a macoode and I forgot my name and my life.
My friend texted me, 'That macoode just walked in and I'm lost.'
I tried to talk to a macoode and I said, 'Hello, I'm... I think I forgot my name.'
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