macomeman

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a man who acts like a diva, wears glitter, and cries over spilled milk
'Bro, you're a macomeman. You cried when your pizza got cold.'
'He showed up to the party in a sequin shirt. Classic macomeman.'
'He threw a tantrum because his coffee wasn't strong enough.'
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a man who thinks he's a woman, wears makeup, and talks too much
'He spent 10 minutes applying eyeliner. He's a full-blown macomeman.'
'He talks like he's in a drama. Total macomeman.'
'He wore a skirt to the gym. No surprise.'
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a man who can't take a punch and screams like a baby
'He got hit once and started crying. Total macomeman.'
'He screamed like a girl when his friend beat him up.'
'He ran away from a fight like he was being chased by a monster.'
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a man who loves pink, talks about his feelings, and uses words like 'adorable'
'He called his dog adorable. That's a macomeman right there.'
'He wears pink every day. No shame, but he's a macomeman.'
'He cried at a commercial. Classic macomeman.'
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a man who acts like a queen, talks about love, and can't take a joke
'He said he was the king of the world. Total macomeman.'
'He flipped out when someone made a joke about his hair.'
'He cried when his crush didn't text him back.'
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