Macomber

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A woman who can make a cucumber-sized penis look like a raisin just by walking in the room. Macombers are loud, annoying, and love to brag about it.

My cousin’s ex is a Macomber. She walked in and his whole life went down the drain.

My neighbor’s wife is a Macomber. She came over and his penis was crying.

My brother’s girlfriend is a Macomber. She walked in, and he ran out.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Macomb Township is just a bunch of farms turning into crummy neighborhoods and strip malls with dollar stores and subways. It's like suburbia on steroids.

My cousin moved to Macomb and now lives in a subdivision next to a subway.

My friend’s mom lives in Macomb and complains about the strip malls every day.

I went to Macomb for a weekend and got stuck in a subdivision with no fun.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Macomb is a place that’s so boring it could make a zombie fall asleep. There's nothing to do, and it's just plain lame.

Macomb is so boring, my dog fell asleep during my lunch break.

I went to Macomb once, and I felt like I was in a dream.

My cousin moved to Macomb, and now he’s a zombie.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Macomb is a joke that Alva and Bella came up with after watching the same movie three times. It means nothing, but they think it’s funny.

Alva and Bella made Macomb up after watching 'After' three times. It was a joke.

Macomb is just a random word they used to say 'lol.'

I don’t get Macomb, but Alva and Bella love it.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Macomb is the weird mix of country and city, where old trucks blast rap music and kids go to soccer practice in the middle of nowhere.

I went to Macomb and heard a truck blasting rap while kids were going to soccer practice.

Macomb is where the country and the city don’t know what they are.

I saw a guy in Macomb driving a truck with loud rap music on.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Macomb Township is where the rich live and the cops hate black people. It's full of snobby rich kids and drug users.

My friend lives in Macomb and says he’s rich. I don’t believe him.

The cops in Macomb stop all black people just for fun.

My cousin moved to Macomb and now lives next to a drug dealer.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Macombers are the worst kind of people. They’re trashy, loud, and love to kill babies.

My cousin’s friend is a Macomber. He killed three babies last week.

I heard my neighbor’s sister is a Macomber. She killed her baby brother.

My friend’s mom is a Macomber. She killed two babies and still goes to the mall.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago