Macomb County

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A slapdash mix of suburban sprawl and suburban stupidity where people think they’re cool because they own a truck and can say the word 'ghetto' without blinking.

My cousin from Macomb County tried to pull a rap remix at my aunt’s funeral. It was like a scream in a blender.

I got yelled at for wearing a hoodie in a parking lot. The guy said, 'You’re not even from here!'

My mom’s friend from Macomb County tried to teach me how to ride a horse. It involved a cow and a swear word.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Where people think they’re tough because they’ve never been to the city and never will be. Also where the baby killers are from and they don’t care.

My uncle from Macomb County tried to beat up my cousin for wearing a shirt from the city. He said, 'That’s a crime!'

I got called a ‘city kid’ for eating pizza. My cousin said, 'You don’t even know how to cook!'

My friend’s mom from Macomb County said she’d kill me if I ever moved to the city. I said, 'Okay, but I’ll bring a pizza.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago