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a total legend who's too high to care about anything but gaming and making fun of guys named Jezza who think they're hot stuff
I'm playing Fortnite and Jezza is trying to chat me. I told him to go eat a sock.
Just got a DM from Jezza saying I'm 'not cool enough.' I told him to go cry in a toilet.
He tried to flirt with me in #ballbreakers. I said he's more of a #ballbreaker than the rest of us.
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a boxhead who's so high he thinks he's the best at everything, especially messing with Jezza and his fake confidence
Jezza tried to flirt with me. I said, 'You're not even a real man. You're a man in a box.'
I told Jezza he's like a sock. He tried to punch me. I told him socks don't punch.
He said I'm not cool. I said he's not even real. He said I'm not even real. I said he's just a sock with a face.
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a total legend who plays games like it's his job and makes fun of Jezza because he's the worst at everything
Jezza said he's the best. I said he's like a sock in a sock. He got mad. I told him to go cry in a sock.
He DM'd me and said I'm not cool. I told him he's not even real. He told me he's a boxhead. I told him he's a sock.
He tried to flirt with me. I told him he's not even a real person. He told me he's a man in a box.
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