macolyte

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A person who worships Apple stuff like it's a religion and would punch you in the face if you said Windows was better.

I'd rather die than switch to Windows. My MacBook is my soul.

He bought a new iPhone just because the old one had a scratch. I called him a Macolyte.

She cried when her Mac crashed. I told her to stop being a Macolyte.

A person who thinks all other computers are trash and will argue about it for hours, even when they're clearly wrong.

He spent 3 hours arguing that Windows is trash. I asked him if he was a Macolyte. He said yes.

She said her Mac was the best ever. I said, 'You're a Macolyte.' She smiled and said, 'I know.'

He would rather burn down a library than admit a PC is better.

A person who lives in a world of Apple products and would rather be dead than live in a world without them.

He lives in a house with all Apple products. I called him a Macolyte. He said, 'That’s my life.'

She said her iPhone was the only thing keeping her sane. I said she was a Macolyte.

He would rather die than use a PC. I told him he was a Macolyte. He said, 'I knew that.'