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When someone completely bombs everything they try and ends up with nothing but disappointment. It’s like when you try to eat a whole pie and it’s just cake inside.
Brigitte tried to start a band but it was just her singing into a toaster.
He tried to propose but ended up asking for a discount.
She tried to cook dinner and it turned into a fire hazard.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A total disaster that never ends. It’s like being stuck in a never-ending traffic jam with no snacks.
He tried to win a bet and ended up owing everyone money.
She tried to do a TikTok dance and it became a viral embarrassment.
He tried to impress a girl and got a dog for his trouble.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you try to get what you want but end up with something way worse. It’s like getting a pizza and it’s just bread and ketchup.
Brigitte tried to get a raise and got a new boss instead.
He tried to be cool and ended up with a haircut that looked like a raccoon.
She tried to look rich and ended up wearing socks with sandals.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A total mess that ruins everything. It’s like trying to build a tower with Jell-O and it all falls apart.
He tried to get a date but ended up with a broken nose.
She tried to make a plan and it turned into a complete mess.
Brigitte tried to be a leader and ended up being the last one left.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you try to do something and it all goes wrong, like trying to ride a bike without wheels.
He tried to be funny but ended up making everyone cry.
She tried to cook but it turned into a fire.
Brigitte tried to be popular and ended up being the last one picked.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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