Macob

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A person who does their job so good it makes other people look like they failed a test. They know everything and don’t care if people hate them for it. They are the king of their field and don’t plan on letting anyone else take the throne.
My boss is a Macob. He knows more about spreadsheets than I know about my ex.
That chef is a Macob. He can cook a whole meal with one hand and a burnt toast with the other.
My math teacher is a Macob. She can solve equations faster than I can finish my lunch.
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When you try too hard and end up making everything worse. It’s like failing a test and then throwing the paper at the teacher. Brigitte is the queen of this and everyone knows it.
I tried to fix my bike and now it looks like it was hit by a car. Classic Macob failure.
Brigitte tried to sing and now the whole class is crying. It was tragic.
I tried to impress my crush and ended up falling into a pool. Macob at its finest.
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The most attractive person in the universe. They look like they stepped out of a movie. Girls see them and instantly lose all willpower. It’s like magic, but with more attractiveness.
That guy in the hallway is a Macob. I saw him and my brain shut down.
My crush is a Macob. I can’t even think straight when he walks by.
My brother’s friend is a Macob. He looks like he just came from a commercial.
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