Mac'ntire

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A meaty mess that came from Amanda's terrible decisions after too much wine and way too many desserts.
I woke up with Mac'ntire on my chest and a hangover that could kill a horse.
Amanda said it was a 'baby' but it looked like it was going to eat my face.
Mac'ntire is the reason I can't wear tight clothes anymore.
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A big fat mistake that Amanda made when she decided to eat the whole cake and then the whole pie.
Mac'ntire showed up at my door at 2 AM and I had to let it in.
I tried to take a photo of Mac'ntire but it looked like a crime scene.
Amanda's dog ran away because Mac'ntire was too loud.
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The result of Amanda's face-meeting-food horror show after a night of trash talking and too much glitter.
Mac'ntire laughed at me when I tried to wake up.
I had to feed Mac'ntire because it was too big to move.
Mac'ntire cried like a baby and it smelled like cake.
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