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When a grown man or woman has a face that looks like a pizza exploded in their face.

My face looks like a raccoon got into my skincare routine.

I tried to go to work and my boss asked if I was crying in a meatball sauce.

My forehead is so pimpled, I could be a new type of lava lamp.

When a grown person has a face so full of zits it looks like a war zone.

My face is like a battlefield after a zombie attack.

I tried to smile, and my face looked like it was on fire.

I walked into a bar and the bartender asked if I was a new kind of monster.

When a grown man or woman’s face is so broken it looks like it was hit by a pizza truck.

My face is so bad, I think my mom is going to start charging me rent.

I looked in the mirror and my face looked like it had been run over by a greasy pizza delivery guy.

I tried to go out, and my dog ran away from me like I was a horror movie.

When a grown person looks like they’ve been dipped in a vat of pimples and regret.

I looked like I had been in a fight with a pimple monster.

My face is so bad, my cat started wearing a mask.

I tried to go to the grocery store, and the cashier asked if I was going to eat the cereal.

When a grown man or woman has a face that looks like it was stolen from a pizza box and left in the rain.

My face looks like it was left out in the rain and then eaten by a pimple demon.

I walked into class, and my teacher asked if I was going to start a new class called ‘Zits 101.’

My face is so bad, my mom started a GoFundMe for my skincare.

When a grown person’s face is so bad it makes the moon look like it has a pimple.

My face is so bad, even the moon is jealous.

I looked in the mirror, and my face looked like it had been cursed by a greasy pizza ghost.

I went to the beach and my face looked like it had been buried in a pimple grave.