Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Acne so bad it looks like a warzone on your face. Like your skin is trying to murder you.

My face looks like a raccoon got into a fight with a zit.

I have macne so bad my mirror is now my enemy.

My skin is giving me the finger, and it's covered in pus.

2

That mask you wear during a pandemic? It’s basically a death sentence for your face. Your skin is screaming for help.

My mask is like a prison for my face, and my skin is breaking out in protest.

I wear a mask and my face goes from cute to cursed.

My mask is the reason my face looks like a cheeseburger.

3

Acne that goes from your mouth to your nose, like your face is giving you the side-eye and it’s covered in zits.

My face looks like a zit is having a party on my nose.

I have a zit parade from my chin to my cheeks.

My face is so zitty it’s like a zit convention.

4

When you wear a mask so much your face looks like it’s been through a war. Your skin is literally dying.

I’ve worn a mask so long my face is like a zit battlefield.

My mask is so tight it’s giving my face a black eye from all the zits.

My face is zitty enough to be a zombie.

5

A stupid way to say time machine, like someone who thinks they’re super smart. Used on a website that’s basically a group chat for nerds.

Macne is just a fancy way of saying time machine, and I’m not impressed.

Why do people think macne is cool? It’s just time machine spelled wrong.

Macne is like a time machine made by a kid who thinks they’re Einstein.

6

When an adult gets a face full of zits like a teenager. It’s like your face is telling you to go back to middle school.

My face is so zitty I look like I just got expelled from middle school.

I have adult acne so bad I feel like a teenager again.

My face looks like I lost a bet with a zit.

7

Macn chee is mac and cheese, but it’s like the original recipe had a fight with a raccoon.

Macn chee is like mac and cheese if it got into a brawl with a raccoon.

This macn chee is so good it’s like my face got a face lift.

Macn chee is the reason I eat it every day.