MacNasty

I tried to flirt with her, but he just laughed and said I was a 'total loser' and then he burped.

He tried to act like he knew what he was doing, but he spilled his drink on a kid and called it a 'cool move'.

He said he was a 'legend' but then he cried when his pizza was cold.

He said he was going to 'take down the whole bar' but he just sat there and drank and fell off a chair.

She said she was going to 'show everyone' but she just texted her mom and cried.

He tried to dance but he looked like a confused chicken and smelled like old socks.

He said he was going to 'fight everyone' but he just ran away when someone asked him for a drink.

He tried to be cool but he texted his ex and then cried in the bathroom.

He tried to kiss a girl but he smelled like garlic and he turned into a weird chicken.

He said he was going to 'rule the night' but he just fell into a pool and cried.

She said she was going to 'take over the world' but she just texted her crush and cried in the corner.

He tried to be cool but he fell over and looked like a weird chicken with a face.

He said he was going to 'take over the bar' but he just talked too much and smelled like old pizza.

She said she was going to 'shock everyone' but she just texted her brother and cried.

He tried to be cool but he looked like a chicken and he smelled like a trash can.

He said he was going to 'rule the night' but he just spilled his drink and cried.

She said she was going to 'take over the world' but she just texted her crush and cried in the corner.

He tried to be cool but he turned into a chicken and smelled like a trash can.