Macnab

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Macnab is like God but with a chemistry set and a attitude. He’ll let you fail chemistry and still pass the class. He’s got 200 followers on YouTube and still thinks he’s cool.
Yo Macnab, I failed the test but you still gave me a pass. I’m gonna fail the exam too.
Macnab said I can sleep through the lesson. I’m gonna die of boredom.
I asked Macnab for help and he just said 'Do it yourself, I’m too cool for this.'
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Macnab school is a place where the boys smoke weed, blow clouds of vapor, and try to hide from the principal. The furries have taken over the staircases and no one cares.
Principal came in and caught 10 kids vaping. They all got detention and it was worth it.
The furries are having a convention under the stairs. No one even noticed the teacher walking in.
Macnab school is like a crime scene every Friday. No one wants to go there on a weekend.
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Macnab is a guy who loves to touch butts. He’ll finger his own and other people’s. He’s like a weirdo with a finger fetish.
Macnab walked in and started finger his own butt. Everyone was confused.
He fingered my butt in front of the class. I got a detention and he got a laugh.
Macnab said I had the best butt. I didn’t know that was a compliment.
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Jocelyn Macnab is a kid who acts on TV. She’s in shows like ‘Topsy and Tim’ and ‘Hetty Feather’. She’s cute and probably a good writer.
Jocelyn is on TV and she’s super cute. I want to be her when I grow up.
She wrote a book and it was actually good. I’m surprised.
Jocelyn acted in a show and it was like a dream. I want to watch it every day.
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