MacMatic

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A macmantic is a king of the streets who can charm any ho or bimbo with just a wink and a sneer. He gets automatic bitches because he's too cool for regular girls.
I saw him at the club, and the whole bar was on fire. Literally.
He walked in, and my cousin tried to flirt with him. She got rejected. Hard.
He texted me, said 'I'm coming to your house. Bring the bimbo.'
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A macmantic is a man so smooth he can make a girl beg for mercy just to get his number. He’s like a god of the block with a side of cocky.
He asked my sister out, and she said yes. Then she left me for him.
He messaged me, 'I know your ex. She’s not worth it.'
He came to my school, and the whole class was distracted by him.
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A macmantic is a man so hot he could melt ice cream. He gets bitches because he’s too good for regular girls and too cool for regular hoes.
He texted me, 'Your sister’s cute. I’m taking her.'
He walked into the store, and the cashier forgot to ring up my purchase.
He came to my birthday, and everyone else forgot about me.
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A macmantic is a man who can make any girl drop everything just to be with him. He doesn’t ask for anything. He just takes.
He asked my mom out, and she said yes. Then he left me for her.
He walked into my class, and my teacher got distracted.
He sent me a DM: 'I know your ex. Let’s talk.'
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A macmantic is a man with so much swag he could walk into a room and make every girl jealous. He’s the type who doesn’t need a girl, he just needs the glory.
He walked into the bar, and every girl was looking at him.
He messaged me, 'Your ex is cute. I’m taking her.'
He came to my party, and my friends forgot about me.
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