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Fried chunks of unknown meat that look like they’ve been through a war and came out half-dead.
I ate three and now my stomach is mutinying.
These things are like the devil’s breakfast.
I swear one of them was staring at me.
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Crunchy meat bits that taste like regret and come with a side of fury.
I ate one and now I want to punch my lunch.
These things taste like my ex’s lies.
I’ve eaten so many I might turn into one.
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Fried meat pieces that are so bad, they should be banned from the food world.
These things should be exiled to the moon.
I tried to eat one and it tried to eat me.
They’re like the food version of a bad joke.