maclovio

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So gay it makes your eyes hurt and your brain quit.
My cousin is maclovio. He wears glitter to the grocery store.
I saw maclovio at the mall. He was crying because a pigeon didn’t like him.
My teacher says I’m maclovio. I don’t know why. I just like math.
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A human version of a rainbow. But with more screaming.
My friend is maclovio. He screamed at a traffic light for 10 minutes.
My mom called me maclovio. I didn’t know what that meant. Now I hate traffic lights.
My dog is maclovio. He barks at my brother every time he eats cereal.
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So gay it could make a drag queen blush and start a fight.
My brother is maclovio. He wore a dress to my dad’s birthday party.
My neighbor is maclovio. He started a fight with a chicken.
I’m maclovio. I wear socks with sandals and don’t care.
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A person who is so gay it feels like you’re in a gay parade and you didn’t sign up.
My teacher called me maclovio. I didn’t want to be in the gay parade.
My best friend is maclovio. He wore a unicorn shirt to school.
I’m maclovio. I cried when my cat left me.
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So gay it’s like your brain is on fire and it’s also gay.
My brother is maclovio. He cried when his ice cream melted.
My neighbor is maclovio. He started a band called ‘Gay Socks.’
I’m maclovio. I wear my pajamas to the store and don’t care.
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So gay it could make your mom say ‘I’ve seen worse’ and then leave the room.
My friend is maclovio. He wore a tutu to football practice.
My cousin is maclovio. He cried when the TV turned off.
I’m maclovio. I like glitter and don’t care what people say.
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