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A guy who calls everyone else a simp but can't even get a girl to look at him.
Hey man, you're a total simp!
You're just jealous I got a date and you didn't.
You're like a dog who barks at everyone but no one wants to pet him.
Maclofinatic
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A man who thinks he's the king of the hill but can't even get a girl to smile at him.
You're a total joke, I'm not even mad I called you a simp.
You're like a broke guy trying to impress a rich girl.
You're the guy who texts every girl and gets blocked by all of them.
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A guy who labels everyone else as weak but can't even land a kiss.
You're a total poser, I'm not even mad I called you a simp.
You're like a kid who thinks he's cool but no one knows who he is.
You're the guy who asks every girl out and gets rejected every time.
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A guy who calls others a simp just to hide the fact he can't get a girl to talk to him.
You're the worst, I'm not even mad I called you a simp.
You're like a guy who tries to impress a girl but she's not even interested.
You're the guy who texts every girl and they all ignore you.
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A man who screams about others being simps but can't even get a girl to look at him.
You're the worst, I'm not even mad I called you a simp.
You're like a broke guy trying to be cool but no one cares.
You're the guy who asks every girl out and gets rejected every time.
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A guy who judges others for being simps but can't even get a girl to say yes.
You're a total joke, I'm not even mad I called you a simp.
You're like a guy who tries to impress a girl but she doesn't even know who you are.
You're the guy who texts every girl and they all ignore you.