Macleet

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A mac-user who's been around the block so many times, they probably taught the first mac how to work. They look down on newbies like they're a joke.

You think you know macOS? I was coding in 1998 when you were still using Windows 3.1.

Don't even talk to me about iMessage. I've been using it since it was called 'iChat' and it was still broken.

You call that a trackpad? I've had one that could write my will.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A mac-user who's so good, they don't just use the mac, they boss it around. They'll laugh at you if you can't fix a simple bug.

You dropped a file in the trash? I used to trash files for fun and watched them burn.

You don't even know what a terminal is? I coded in one before you were born.

I've had more macs than you've had boyfriends. And I've outlived them all.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A mac-user who's been using the mac so long, they're probably related to Steve Jobs. They don't just use the mac, they criticize it when it doesn't work.

I don't just use the mac, I make it cry when it doesn't do what I say.

You think you're good with macOS? I had it running before it had a name.

You call that a bug? That's just your laptop being lazy.

by Slangipedia 8d ago