Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who can bench press a cow and still have energy to laugh at your jokes.

My cousin is a Macleananator. He deadlifted a car and still had time to roast me.

At the gym, he flexed so hard the barbell broke. Classic Macleananator.

He ate a whole pizza in one bite and said it was 'just a snack.'

2

The kind of man who takes a nap and still beats you in a race.

He took a 20-minute nap and ran a mile faster than me. Total Macleananator.

I challenged him to a 100-meter dash after he slept. He won. I cried.

He slept through my entire speech and still got a standing ovation.

3

A beast who can drink a whole keg and still have time to punch your lights out.

He drank a keg in 10 minutes and then punched me in the face. What a Macleananator.

At the party, he chugged a keg and still beat me in arm wrestling.

He downed a keg and then did 50 push-ups. I was too drunk to care.

4

A human machine who can do 100 pull-ups and still make you cry with his jokes.

He did 100 pull-ups and then told the worst joke I've ever heard. Total Macleananator.

He pulled me up with one hand and made me laugh so hard I fell over.

He did pull-ups while telling jokes. I was too tired to laugh.

5

A guy who can run a marathon and still have time to eat your lunch.

He ran a marathon and still ate my whole lunch. I was jealous.

He ran 26 miles and then ate my burger like it was nothing.

He finished the race and then stole my chicken nuggets. Classic Macleananator.

6

A monster who can beat you in a fight and still have time to laugh at your failures.

He beat me in a fight and then laughed at my face. What a Macleananator.

He punched me into the wall and still made me cry with his jokes.

He beat me up and still said I was 'kinda cute.'