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A temperamental, half-witted creature. Always looking for trouble, can't keep his pants on, and somehow still manages to be a legend in bed.
He walked into the bar, shirt off, already fighting with the bartender over who had the better cock.
He texted me at 3 a. m. saying he had a bet with his dad about whether he could sleep with five girls in one night.
His DMs are just a series of screaming emojis and a single word: 'YES.'