maclary

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When the last dumbass from the family is still breathing and no one else wants to be related to them

My uncle is the only MacLary left. He still talks to the ghost of his brother.

The last MacLary is my cousin. He's still alive because he won't let go of the family feud.

There's only one MacLary left, and he's still crying about the pizza that got thrown at him in 2003.

When the whole family is dead, but the one left still smells like old fish and won't shut up about it

The last MacLary is still alive, and he smells like the ocean and his mom’s basement.

My grandma is the only MacLary left, and she still talks about the time the whole family drowned in the lake.

There's one MacLary left, and he smells like a dead fish and a bad decision.

When the last piece of the MacLary family is still around, but they're too lazy to die and keep making bad decisions

The last MacLary is still here, and he still buys lottery tickets with his last dollar.

There's only one MacLary left, and he still fights with the mailman every Tuesday.

The last MacLary still lives in the same house his great-grandpa built, and he still thinks he's the king.

When no one else in the family is left, and the one that's still alive acts like they're the main event

The only MacLary left still thinks he's the main character of the family story.

There's one MacLary left, and he still sends out holiday cards to everyone who's dead.

The last MacLary is still around, and he still thinks he's the best at everything.

When the rest of the tribe is gone, and the only one left still acts like they’re the boss of the whole damn thing

The only MacLary left still calls himself the ‘head of the tribe’ even though no one else is around.

There’s one MacLary left, and he still thinks he’s the main reason the family is still around.

The last MacLary still says he’s the king of the clan, even though no one else is listening.

When the whole family is gone, and the one left still thinks they’re the best and no one else matters

The last MacLary still thinks he’s the best even though no one else is around.

There’s only one MacLary left, and he still acts like the whole family is watching him.

The last MacLary still thinks he’s the main event, even though he’s the only one left.