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you slap your dirty hand into your butt crack and then smush it onto someone’s face like it’s a fancy pizza.
My brother did this to me during lunch and I got spaghetti in my nose.
She did this to her teacher and got sent to the principal’s office.
He did this to his crush and now she won’t talk to him.
2
you take your grungy hand and plug it into your butt crack then fling it at someone’s face like they owe you money.
My friend did this to my mom and she screamed like a raccoon.
He did this to his dad during dinner and got no dessert.
She did this to her boss and got fired.
3
you jam your hand up your butt crack and wipe it on someone’s face like you’re trying to kill them.
I did this to my friend and he cried in the hallway.
She did this to her crush and now he’s her enemy.
He did this to his teacher and got detention.
4
you stick your hand in your butt crack and then slap it on someone’s face like you’re giving them a high five from hell.
I did this to my brother and he ran out of the house.
She did this to her mom and got grounded for a week.
He did this to his friend and now they’re enemies.
5
you put your hand in your butt crack and then wipe it on someone’s face like it’s the last meal on Earth.
He did this to his dad and got no allowance.
She did this to her teacher and got lunchtime detention.
I did this to my friend and he cried in the cafeteria.
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you stick your hand in your butt crack and then wipe it on someone’s face like you’re trying to get them to die.
My friend did this to his brother and he threw up.
She did this to her mom and got no dessert.
He did this to his crush and now she won’t talk to him.
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