mackynzie

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a guy who looks like he just walked out of a meat grinder and smells like he’s been fighting a donkey

Bro just hit on me like he was the last guy on Earth and I was his only hope.

My cousin’s mackynzie and he tried to flirt with my mom at the grocery store.

He showed up to the party in a tank top and called me ‘baby’ three times.

a man who thinks he’s the king of the jungle but only because he saw a lion in a movie once

He told me he could take me on in a fight and then ran away when I laughed.

He bragged about his muscles until I asked him to do a push-up.

He tried to impress me by saying he once fought a bear. I asked where the bear was now.

a guy who thinks he’s the most handsome man in the world and acts like everyone’s jealous of him

He walked into the restaurant like he owned it and then asked for a free appetizer.

He took a selfie in the middle of the street and called it ‘legendary.’

He told me he was the reason the sun came up and I told him to go back to bed.

a man who believes he can beat anyone in a fight, even if he’s never fought anyone before

He challenged me to a fight and then ran when I said ‘yes.’

He said he could beat my dad and then cried when my dad asked him to prove it.

He bragged about his fighting skills until I told him I could beat him with my eyes closed.

a guy who thinks he’s the only one who matters and everyone else is just background noise

He talked over me the whole time and called me ‘background noise.’

He said he was the best at everything and then asked me if I believed him.

He walked into the room and everyone else stopped talking.

a man who thinks he’s got the whole world wrapped around his finger and everyone else is just a side note

He told me he could make the moon shine just by looking at it.

He said he had a whole bunch of people who owed him favors and then asked me to be one of them.

He walked into the class and the teacher moved the desk just for him.