Mackwards

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The guy who looks like a hot dog with no toppings but still gets girls tripping over themselves just to be near him.
He asked me out and I said no, then he still walked me to my car like I was his queen.
His profile picture is just a blurry photo of him eating a sandwich, and I still liked him.
He told me he had a 10 out of 10 in math, and I still believed him.
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The guy who smells like old socks and still gets girls throwing themselves at him like he's a buffet.
He sat next to me in math class and I instantly knew why he was the class clown.
He asked me to prom and I said yes just to make him stop talking.
He told me he could bench press a cow, and I believed him.
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The guy who somehow still gets girls fighting over him even though he looks like he was hit by a truck.
He told me he was a professional gamer and I believed him, even though he lost to my cousin.
He asked me to hang out and I said yes just to prove I wasn't that desperate.
He told me he had a pet raccoon and I believed him.
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