Macktastic Shizzle

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Also called Big Pappa Pump. A famous sidekick of Shaq-Keith, Iceman, and J Schmoove. He lifts heavy stuff just to drop it for no reason. He always poses the same way in every picture, like he’s got a smile stuck on his face. He’s got a thing for women and is always riding around in his Pathfinder, blasting NWA, jocking the bitches, and slappin the hoes. He’s also a syrup addict.
Macktastic Shizzle just lifted a couch and dropped it on a kid. Why? Because he felt like it.
He was in his car, blasting NWA, and screamed at a girl for not texting him back.
He took three sips of syrup and then started dancing in the middle of the grocery store.
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Also known as Big Pappa Pump. He’s the guy who hangs out with Shaq-Keith, Iceman, and J Schmoove. He’s got a six-pack and a bad attitude. He lifts weights just for fun and smirks like he’s the king of the world. He’s got a thing for women, and he’s always riding around in his Pathfinder, blasting NWA, and making life hard for everyone else.
Macktastic Shizzle just flexed in front of a group of girls and said, 'You should be grateful I’m not lifting you.'
He was in his car, blasting NWA, and yelled at a traffic light for not turning green.
He took a sip of syrup, then flexed in the mirror for five minutes.
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Also called Big Pappa Pump. He’s the go-to guy for Shaq-Keith, Iceman, and J Schmoove. He lifts stuff like it’s a job. He always poses the same way, like he’s got a smile that won’t shut up. He’s got a thing for women, and he’s always riding around in his Pathfinder, blasting NWA, jocking the bitches, and slappin the hoes. He’s also a syrup fiend.
Macktastic Shizzle just lifted a vending machine and dropped it on a guy who tried to steal his snack.
He was in his car, blasting NWA, and told a girl she was ‘just average’ for not texting him back.
He took a whole bottle of syrup, then flexed so hard the syrup came out of his ears.
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