macktastic

so macked up it looks like someone dipped your head in a pool of glitter and called it a day. Used when a girl is so hot she could make a秃头 man weep. Like you’re looking at a plate of nachos and you’re like, 'this is the best thing I’ve ever seen.'

Big Pappa Pump is the guy who shows up at the gym and lifts a truck like it’s a bag of chips. He’s got a smile that never changes, like it’s stuck on a damn sticker. He’s got a vibe, and it’s mostly about syrup and giving women compliments they don’t deserve.