macksville

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a town in kansas so far out in the ass you have to drive through mexico just to get there

i told my mom i was going to macksville and she said 'you're going to die in mexico'

my gps said 'turn left into mexico' and i thought i had a flat tire

i got stuck in a mexican border town because macksville is a lie

a place so lost in kansas you have to cross into mexico just to get a better view of the middle of nowhere

i saw a sign that said 'welcome to macksville' and i thought it was a joke

my friend went to macksville and came back with a tan and a broken heart

i tried to take a shortcut and ended up in mexico for three hours

a town so far out in kansas you have to go through mexico just to prove you're not crazy

i told my teacher i was going to macksville and she called my mom

i got lost in mexico trying to find macksville

my dog got tired of the trip and just walked home