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Getting so stunned by a friend or coworker getting some major action on someone way out of their league that you can't think straight.

I saw Mark hit on the boss and she said yes. I was too shocked to breathe.

My coworker got a date with the CEO. I just stared at my coffee like it was a crime scene.

When Lisa asked the intern out and he said yes, I literally forgot my name.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

When you're so blown away by a friend or co-worker getting some major love from someone way above their status that you’re left speechless and jealous.

My buddy asked the head of HR out and she said yes. I was too jealous to talk.

When Dave hit on the manager and got a yes, I just stared at the wall like it was a bad idea.

Seeing my friend date the boss made me want to quit and move to Mars.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

Getting so distracted by your friend or coworker getting major action on someone way out of their league that you forget how to function.

I was so distracted by my friend dating the CEO, I forgot to eat lunch.

When my coworker got asked out by the head of the company, I forgot my name and my coffee.

I saw my friend with the boss and I forgot how to walk.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

When you’re so amazed by your friend or co-worker getting some major love from someone way out of their league that you can’t think straight and start questioning your life choices.

My friend dated the boss and I started questioning my entire life.

When my coworker got asked out by the manager, I started doubting my whole existence.

Seeing my buddy with the CEO made me question why I’m still here.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

Getting so distracted by your friend or coworker getting some action on someone way out of their league that you forget your name and your purpose.

I saw my coworker with the boss and I forgot my name and why I even bother working.

When my friend asked the CEO out and got a yes, I forgot who I was.

I was so distracted by my coworker dating the manager, I forgot how to function.

by Slangipedia 18h ago