Macksta

He asked three girls to prom and only one said no, and that was because she was still mad about his lunch table drama.

He texted me a selfie with the caption 'This is how you get a girl.' I replied with a screenshot of his math test.

He told the whole cafeteria he was dating the principal's daughter, then got caught eating her lunch.

He walked into the cafeteria and five girls immediately started texting him. He didn’t even look at them.

He got two girls to skip class just so they could sit with him at lunch. He didn’t even do anything special.

He told me he had a date with the school’s most popular girl, and he didn’t even know her name.

He said he was going to be the next big thing, then got kicked out of the cafeteria for eating a whole pizza by himself.

He tried to flirt with my sister and got laughed out of the hallway. I didn’t even laugh.

He bragged about having ten girls in his group chat, then got blocked by all of them.

He walked into class and all the girls turned around to look at him, then he forgot his homework.

He told me he had a date with the most popular girl in school, and he didn’t even know how to text her.

He got into a fight with the principal over a lunch table, just because he thought he was better than the principal’s son.

He got every girl in his class to like him, and he didn’t even try. He just smiled.

He told me he had a date with the most popular girl and then he got her to text me. I didn’t even ask.

He walked into the school and ten girls started texting him, and he didn’t even notice.