Macksexual

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A fat guy who’s not a man or a woman and is super bad at everything. He’s a level 98 woman lover and has the coordination of a drunk goldfish.
He tried to do yoga and fell over like a sack of bricks.
He texted me ‘u up’ and then went to sleep for three days.
He tried to dance and looked like a confused turtle.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who’s too thick to be a man and too weak to be a woman. He can’t do anything and spends all his time worshiping women like they’re gods.
He tried to lift a bag and cried like a baby.
He asked me to do his math homework for him.
He tried to run and walked like a sad sloth.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man-shaped blob who can’t do anything and loves women more than food. He’s the king of being useless and has the body of a couch.
He tried to cook and burned the whole house down.
He said he’s going to the gym but just sat on the floor.
He tried to play basketball and got stuck in the net.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who’s not a man or a woman and is so bad at everything he makes failures look good. He’s a woman worshiper and has the energy of a sleepy turtle.
He tried to play video games and fell asleep mid-battle.
He texted me ‘u up’ and then asked me to do his taxes.
He tried to ride a bike and walked like a confused penguin.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A human meatball who can’t do anything and is obsessed with women. He’s a level 99 woman lover and has the strength of a napkin.
He tried to eat a burger and it fell out of his mouth.
He asked me to help him tie his shoes.
He tried to do a push-up and just sat there.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who’s not a man or a woman and is so bad at life he’s like a broken toaster. He loves women more than anything and can’t even do basic stuff.
He tried to turn on the lights and broke the switch.
He asked me to help him put on his pants.
He tried to walk and tripped over his own feet.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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