Mackryln

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Mackryln is a tiny human with a body full of rage who can run 15 miles like it's nothing. She’s got a dog that’s half beast and half diva, and she’s so comfy you could sleep on her face.
I ran a mile and died. She ran 15 and laughed at me.
Her dog barked at my mom and called her a bad name.
She’s so comfy I tried to move her and she just snored at me.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Mackryln is a short lady who can run faster than a pizza delivery guy on a caffeine binge. She owns a dog that’s louder than a rock concert and is so comfy you could live in her sweatpants.
She ran past me like I was a slowpoke in a race.
Her dog barked so loud I got a headache.
She’s comfy enough to wear my old socks as a hat.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Mackryln is a little person who runs like a madman, owns a dog that’s basically a monster, and is so comfy you could take a nap on her forehead. She’s also a country star and hot enough to melt ice cream.
She ran a mile and I ran out of breath.
Her dog ate my homework and called it a snack.
She’s so hot I tried to flirt and got distracted by her dog.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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