mackrel

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When you're trying to talk about weed, but some annoying person is nearby, and you're too embarrassed to say anything.
Man: 'Dude, this is fire.' Guy in the corner: 'I know.'
Girl whispers 'This is good' as her mom walks in.
Bro says 'This is the best' as his dad walks in and says 'I know.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
2
A game like door knob, but way worse. If you fart and don't say 'safety,' someone yells 'mackrel,' and you're sprinting to the sea to touch a mackrel, and you're going to be totally fucked.
He farted, forgot 'safety,' got yelled at, and had to sprint to the sea.
She farted, said 'I forgot safety,' and ran like a bat out of hell.
He farted, said 'safety,' and escaped the mackrel death.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
3
Using your knee to give a guy a hard-on. Can be one knee or both, but don’t be a savage or you’ll break his pecker.
She kneeed him and he got a boner.
He kneeed him with both knees and his pecker was screaming.
She kneeed him gently and he got a soft boner.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
4
A slur for a Catholic. Like calling them a holy piece of trash.
'You're a holy piece of trash!' he yelled at the Catholic.
She called the Catholic 'a holy piece of trash.'
He said, 'You're a holy piece of trash, and I'm gonna walk out of church.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
5
A fake person who changes their mind every time the crowd changes. Like a fake friend who sides with whoever has the most power.
He changed his mind every time the crowd changed.
She said 'I believe this' and then 'I believe that' depending on the crowd.
He was a fake friend who followed the crowd.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
6
The stink coming out of a woman’s snatch after she’s been used as a cum dump for weeks and never cleaned.
She smelled like a cum dump after weeks of no cleaning.
He said her snatch smelled like cum dump cologne.
She had the worst cum dump smell after a week of no cleaning.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
7
When something really scares you, but you're too much of a holy church-going gay to say anything bad about it.
He screamed, 'I’m not scared!' but he was running out of the room.
She said 'I believe in the holy church' when she was scared out of her mind.
He was scared, but he said 'I’m not scared' and ran out of the room.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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