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A girlfriend who never leaves you hanging and will throw your ex in the trash if they dare show up

When I said I was going to the concert, she showed up with a trash bag and my ex's face was in it.

She called my ex and told him he was 'going to be a very sad man' if he didn't stop texting me.

She brought my ex's old pants to the gym and worked out with them on.

A girlfriend who will stay with you even when you act like a complete idiot

I told her I was going to be a famous rapper, and she said, 'Okay, I’ll be your manager.'

She stayed with me even when I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and cried because of it.

She texted me during my biggest meltdown and said, 'You’re my favorite idiot.'

A girlfriend who will never let you down and will even fight your mom for you

She called my mom and said, 'He’s not yours anymore, he’s mine.'

She stood up for me in front of my whole family and said, 'He’s the best man I’ve ever dated.'

She told my mom she was 'going to take me to a place where there are no parents.'