Macko

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A person who acts like they’re rich just because they own a phone that costs more than your car.

My cousin is a Macko. He spends $1,000 on a phone case and calls it an investment.

I saw a Macko crying in the Apple Store because their iPhone 15 dropped into a toilet.

My mom says I’m a Macko because I bought a $150 headphone that only works on my phone.

A type of weed that makes Rich Chigga act like he’s in a rap battle instead of just eating chicken nuggets.

Rich Chigga said Macko is the only Kush that makes him sound like a real rapper.

I tried Macko and started rapping about my mom’s cooking. It was terrible.

My cousin got Macko and started dancing in the middle of the grocery store.

A guy who thinks he’s important just because he has a last name that sounds like a brand.

John Mackay walks into a room and everyone thinks he’s a CEO.

My uncle is a Macko. He says he’s rich because his last name is on a business card.

John Mackay tried to start a coffee shop and failed. Now he’s just a Macko.