Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Macklin is a total gem. She'll take your crap, laugh at your dumb jokes, and still marry you. Don't mess this up.

I'm marrying this girl even though she said I smell like a garbage can.

This girl is my forever person, even if she won't stop talking about her cat.

I'll marry her even if she won't stop calling me 'honey'.

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Macklin is a name that means 'kind of cool, but not too picky.' They'll hang out with anyone, even if they're weird. They also like animals, which is weird, but okay.

This guy will be my friend even if he says I'm a 'disaster in human form.'

She's my friend because she lets me bring my dog to her house.

He's cool because he doesn't care if I eat my feelings.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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He’s the hottest guy on the planet, and he’s gonna make your life a mess. Don’t try to run, he’ll find you and punch your guy.

He’s coming to my house and I’m not ready for this.

He’s gonna beat up my ex and I’m into it.

He’s gonna bang me and I can’t stop it.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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Macklin's Law is the idea that the best sex you can have is when someone is poking you with their fingers. It’s not just good, it’s legendary.

Fingering is the best thing ever, even if it’s not actual sex.

I’d rather finger than have actual sex any day.

She fingered me and I died a little, but in a good way.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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A pure poof cake is the most delicious thing ever made. It’s like a cake, but also a cloud, and it makes you feel happy.

This cake is so good, I might cry.

I ate a poof cake and now I’m floating.

I had a poof cake and now I’m a god.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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Thou shalt finger means you’re going to finger someone, and you’re going to do it well. No excuses.

I’m fingerin’ this girl and I’m not stopping.

I fingered my guy and now he’s my man.

I got fingered and I’m not sorry.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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Burt Macklin is the best FBI agent on the planet, and he’s also my favorite person. He’s smart, funny, and he’s on TV.

Burt Macklin is the best agent, even if he’s on a show.

I want to be Burt Macklin when I grow up.

He’s the best FBI agent and I’m not lying.

by Slangipedia 8d ago