Macklemoreing it

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When you wear a fur coat like a Christmas tree and try to look like a hip-hop legend, but you still look like a confused snowman.

My cousin tried to Macklemore it for prom and looked like a raccoon wearing a tuxedo.

I saw my uncle at the mall wearing three fur coats and a hat with antlers.

My friend’s mom tried to Macklemore it and now she looks like a walking blizzard.

When your hair dresser decides to give you a haircut that makes you look like a confused pop star who just got dumped by a unicorn.

My brother got a Macklemore haircut and now he looks like a confused raccoon with a bad attitude.

My neighbor got a Macklemore haircut and now she looks like a rejected Christmas decoration.

My dad got a Macklemore haircut and now he looks like a confused bear with a mullet.

When a hipster says they believe in something, and then backs it up with a song that makes you want to throw your cereal at them.

My friend said he believes in love and then quoted Macklemore’s song like it was a sermon.

My cousin tried to be deep and quoted Macklemore like he was a prophet.

My mom said she believed in democracy and then quoted Macklemore like he was the voice of god.

A white rapper from Seattle who actually raps about real stuff. Not like those other rappers who think sex, drugs, and money will make them cool.

Macklemore is the only white guy who raps about being gay and still looks like a Christmas tree.

He raps about real stuff and still manages to look like a confused raccoon.

He’s the only white guy who raps about being gay and still manages to look like a walking blizzard.

The only guy who raps and sings like he’s doing a duet with a unicorn who’s also a member of the band Queen.

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis are like a unicorn and a rockstar having a musical conversation.

He raps like he’s arguing with a unicorn and then sings like he’s in a rock band.

He’s the only guy who raps and sings like he’s in a musical with a unicorn.

A Seattle rapper who raps about democracy and looks like he just ran into a snowstorm.

Macklemore raps about democracy and looks like a confused raccoon who just got dumped by a unicorn.

He raps about democracy and still looks like a walking blizzard.

He raps about democracy and still looks like he’s wearing a snowstorm as a hat.

A modern-day Vanilla Ice who raps about being gay and wears fur coats like they’re a fashion statement.

Macklemore is like Vanilla Ice, but he raps about being gay and wears fur coats like they’re a religion.

He raps about being gay and wears fur coats like he’s trying to impress a unicorn.

He’s like Vanilla Ice, but he’s a gay raccoon who wears fur coats like they’re a fashion statement.