Macklehorny

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The crazy need to have sex with Macklemore so bad, you’re screaming in the shower and crying at your job.

I saw Macklemore and instantly got a boner. My boss thought I had a heart attack.

My friend texted me: 'I’m literally dying because of Macklemore.'

I tried to eat a taco, but I was too busy thinking about Macklemore.

When you’re so obsessed with Macklemore, you’d rather get a tattoo of his face than your ex’s.

I got a tattoo of Macklemore’s face. My ex got a tattoo of my face. I won.

I asked my mom for a tattoo. She said no. I asked for a tattoo of Macklemore. She said yes.

I walked into a tattoo shop and said, 'Do you do faces?' The guy said, 'Only if it's Macklemore.'

When you’re so hot for Macklemore, you’d rather fight a bear than sit through a boring song.

I fought a bear in the park just to hear Macklemore sing one more song.

My friend said he’d rather be eaten by a bear than listen to a boring Macklemore song.

I skipped a class to watch Macklemore perform. My teacher said I was a disgrace.