Mackleape

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A smelly half-man half-ape brute who crashes into people like a trash truck and then asks for your number

He came out of the woods like a monster and grabbed my leg at the gas station

My neighbor said he saw it eating a pizza and then trying to flirt with a hot dog

I got blocked after I told it my cat hates it

A sweaty ape-man that bulldozes through people like they're just obstacles in its path to your pants

It ran over my friend at the park and then tried to kiss her

I saw it in my backyard eating my mom’s leftovers

My dog ran away screaming after it chased him

A dirty ape-man that crashes into things like it's trying to get a free hug and a free sexual attack

It hit my teacher at the mall and then tried to hump the escalator

My brother said it took over his video game and called him a 'weakling'

I got banned from the app after I called it a 'smelly monkey'