Mackle

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To mackle is when you slap together a lousy fix or build something trashy using whatever junk you can find, like a drunk man trying to build a house with pizza boxes and a broken chair.
My phone broke, so I mackled it back together with duct tape and a piece of spaghetti.
He mackled his homework with crayon and a coffee stain.
My mom mackled the dinner table with a broken lamp and a sock.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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To mackle is when you get it on with someone, making out like you're the last two humans on Earth and don’t care if the whole world sees you doing it.
He mackled her in the hallway like no one was watching.
They mackled on the bus during lunch break like they were in a rom-com.
She mackled him in the parking lot like she’d been waiting all year for this.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A mackle is a man who chases women like they’re the last piece of pizza and doesn’t care if they’re all over him or if he ends up with a broken heart and a STD.
That mackle hit on 10 girls in one day and didn’t even remember their names.
He’s a mackle, and he’s probably got a reputation for leaving women in tears.
That mackle showed up at the party with three girls and no pants.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A mackle is the junk in your pants, your balls, or anything that makes you feel like a man and also makes you feel like you might die from a bad decision.
I got a mackle that’s been giving me trouble since Tuesday.
He’s got a mackle that looks like it’s been through a war.
Her mackle is the reason she’s been acting weird all week.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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To mackle is when you either misspell ‘cackled’ or you’re so intimidating that even the words are scared of you and mess up just to make you look bad.
He mackled the word ‘cackled’ and everyone laughed at him.
She mackled her spelling test on purpose just to annoy the teacher.
He mackled the dictionary and it cried.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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To mackle is when you do anything, just because you’re an artist named Macklemore and everyone has to listen to you even if they don’t want to.
He mackled a song about pizza and everyone had to sing along.
She mackled a poem about her cat and it was the best thing ever.
They mackled a dance routine and it made the whole school happy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A mackle is a guy who wants to toss everyone’s salad every day or the loud, annoying call that idiots make when they think they’re special.
That mackle came in and started tossing every salad like it was a competition.
He’s a mackle and he’s been making noise in the lunchroom for weeks.
That mackle is the reason the lunch lady quit.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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