mackinziism

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Mackinziism is when you’d rather die than use a public restroom, especially a porter potty. You’d rather pee on the floor than deal with that rusty, smelly, evil thing.
I’d rather fall off a cliff than use that porter potty again.
That potty is haunted. I swear it tried to kill me.
I peed on the floor and it was glorious.
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Mackinzie is the most awesome human on the planet. She’s weird, hilarious, and will make your day 110% better. If you know her, you’re the luckiest person alive. She’s the bomb. Bam.
Mackinzie told a joke so funny I laughed until I cried.
She made my day when she said I was the bomb.
Mackinzie is the best. I’d follow her anywhere.
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Mackinzi is the most spazzy, violent, hilarious, and weird person you’ve ever met. She has a temper, but she’s worth it. She’s like a tornado of chaos and joy.
She kicked the door off its hinges because I said she was a spaz.
She laughed so hard she fell over.
She threw a pencil at me and it hit me in the head.
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Mackinzie is shy at first, but once you know her, she’s the whole package. She’s funny, gorgeous, athletic, and kind. She’s also a little klutzy and won’t admit it. She’s the best friend everyone wants.
She tripped over her own feet and fell into a pile of books.
She cried with me when my dog died.
She laughed so hard she cried.
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