Mackinzi

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Mackinzi is a shy mess who acts like she’s fine but is actually dying inside. Once you get to know her, she’ll be your best friend, your therapist, your hype squad, and your punching bag all in one. She’s got a crazy temper, a weird sense of humor, and a heart of gold that’s way too big for her own good.
@Mackinzi why are you crying in the hallway again??
Mackinzi just laughed at my face. I’m still mad.
Don’t even think about stealing my fries. I’ll punch you.
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Mackinzie is the human version of a joke that never ends. She’s weird, she’s loud, she’s got a smile that could light up the moon, and she’s got a laugh that could wake up the dead. She’s the reason your day goes from okay to absolutely ridiculous.
Why are we eating pizza at 1 AM? Because Mackinzie said so.
Mackinzie just told a joke so bad that my friend cried.
I’m not going to the prom. Mackinzie is.
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Mackinzie is a walking disaster who thinks she’s a superhero. She’s violent, she’s clumsy, and she will absolutely ruin your life if you let her. But she’s also the best friend you could ever ask for, because even though she’s a total mess, she’s still your mess.
Mackinzie just tripped over her own feet and fell into a wall.
She threw a chair at me because I didn’t like her joke.
Mackinzie’s best friend is the only one who can calm her down.
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Mackinzie is a holy war against public restrooms. She will die before she uses one. Even if it’s a porta potty. Unless she’s about to pee on the floor or actually lose her pants. Then she will use it, and she will be horrified.
I will not go into that porta potty. I will not.
Mackinzie just screamed in the bathroom. It was terrifying.
She used a porta potty. I’m never speaking to her again.
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