Mackintosh

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A Mackintosh is a tough, loud, and kinda stupid person who acts like they're the king of the world. But deep down, they're just a shy, weird kid who cries when their pizza gets cold.
Hey Mackintosh, why'd you punch the vending machine?
Mackintosh, you're the worst at hide and seek ever.
Why'd you run away from the math test? You're a Mackintosh!
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mackintosh is someone who shows up late to everything and always takes the worst seat in the house, like they're trying to ruin your day on purpose.
Mackintosh showed up 10 minutes late and took the middle seat.
You're the reason the row is split up like a stupid math problem.
Why'd you sit there like you're trying to die?
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mackintosh is like a math god who could solve any equation with one eye closed and a broken calculator. But they’re too cool to actually do it.
Mackintosh solved the problem before the teacher even wrote it down.
He could teach math to aliens and still have time for TikTok.
He multiplied 87 by 43 in his head and still had time to eat a taco.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mackintosh is the smell of a room when nobody knows what it is, like it’s trying to be a mystery but nobody cares.
That smell in the classroom is a Mackintosh.
You walked into the gym and it hit you like a Mackintosh.
The lunchroom smelled like a Mackintosh after the pizza was left out too long.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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