Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a yellow guy who gets praised like he’s the king of all kings

My teacher is a mackinski, he gets extra cookies every day.

My cousin’s crush is a mackinski, and he’s gonna marry him.

That guy at the buffet is a mackinski, he gets free dessert even when he’s not hungry.

2

the only Asian who doesn’t get roasted for being Asian

At lunch, everyone roasts me, but the mackinski just gets compliments.

My friend is a mackinski, he’s the only one who doesn’t get called a rice cake.

Even the principal calls the mackinski ‘honorable’ instead of ‘weird.’

3

a guy so good-looking, he makes other Asians look like they failed makeup class

The mackinski walks in, and the whole class forgets how to breathe.

My brother’s a mackinski, he got a date from the school bully.

That guy at the dance is a mackinski, he’s got more confidence than my dad on a Monday.

4

the one Asian who everyone wants to be friends with, even if they’re not cool

Even the nerds hang out with the mackinski, he’s that good.

I tried to be friends with the mackinski, but he just got extra pizza.

The mackinski got invited to the cool kids’ party, even though he’s not cool.

5

an Asian guy who gets treated like a prince, even when he’s just eating chips

The mackinski is eating chips, and the teacher gives him an A.

At the mall, the mackinski just walks in, and the salespeople give him free stuff.

Even the janitor calls the mackinski ‘your highness’ when he’s mopping the floor.

6

the only Asian who doesn’t get called a ‘rice cake’ or a ‘chink’

The mackinski walks in, and everyone just smiles.

My mom called the mackinski ‘handsome’ instead of ‘weird.’

Even the math teacher called the mackinski ‘perfect’ instead of ‘annoying.’