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When you’re so turned on by a naked person on your phone that you forget you’re supposed to be doing homework
I failed math because I was watching a guy’s abs for 45 minutes.
My mom walked in and I was yelling 'YES' at my phone like it was a concert.
I drew a mustache on my math teacher’s face and got sent to the principal’s office.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you’re so horny you pretend your phone is a hot girl and you start talking to it
I told my phone, 'You’re the best girl I’ve ever seen.' It didn’t reply.
My dog started barking at my phone because it was making weird noises.
I tried to text my phone back, but it just showed me a guy’s face again.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you look at a naked person on your phone and you forget to eat your dinner
I looked at a guy’s butt for so long my chicken nuggets got cold.
I started crying because I thought the guy was talking to me.
My dad asked why I was making weird sounds and I said, 'It’s a family thing.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you’re so distracted by a video on your phone you think you’re going to die if you stop watching
I watched a guy flex for 2 hours and my eyes went cross-eyed.
I told my friend I was going to die if I didn’t see the next video.
I turned off my phone and started screaming like I lost my soul.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you look at a naked person on your phone and you start thinking about your own body
I looked at a guy’s chest and I started comparing it to my own.
I tried to do a push-up and I failed because I was too distracted.
I asked my mom if I could skip gym class because I was too busy looking at a guy’s legs.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you’re so distracted by your phone you don’t notice your pants are on fire
I was looking at a guy’s face and didn’t realize my pants were on fire.
My dad walked in and said, 'You’re going to burn the house down.'
I tried to put out the fire with my phone and it just showed me a guy’s butt.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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