macking season

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macking season starts right after Halloween and goes until spring when all the sluts and hard dicks hook up and stay inside to avoid the cold and the shame

'I ain't going out no more. It's macking season, and I'm not letting my ugly face freeze.'

'He said he'd be out all night, but I know he's just cuddling with his ex in a blanket fort.'

'She texted me 10 times. It's macking season, and she's trying to get me to forget her dumb ass.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago

macking season is when all the stupid girls and meaty boys start making out and hiding from the cold like they're trying to avoid getting caught by their moms

'I'm not going to the store. It's macking season, and I'm too busy making out with my cousin.'

'He missed his shift because he was too busy eating pizza with his girlfriend in the back of the store.'

'She said she was going to the mall, but I know she's just trying to get out of the house and find someone to kiss.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago

macking season is when the dumbest girls and biggest dongs start hooking up and staying inside to avoid the cold and the embarrassment of looking bad in the snow

'I'm not going to the park. I'm too busy being a dumb girl and making out with my dumb friend.'

'He said he'd be here all day, but I know he's just hiding in his mom's basement with his girlfriend.'

'She said she was going to the store, but she's just trying to get out of the house and find someone to kiss.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago