Macking Face Heavy

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Making out so hard it feels like you’re trying to swallow each other’s brains. You can throw in a comma before heavy to make it sound extra stupid, or just yell it like you’re dying.
I macked face heavy with my crush in the hallway and got caught by the principal. He thought we were fighting.
My sister macked face heavy with her boyfriend in the car. The whole neighborhood heard it.
I macked face heavy with my ex at the party. Everyone thought we were having a meltdown.
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Kissing someone so aggressively that it’s like you’re trying to punch their mouth. Add a comma before heavy and sound like a crazy person who just got kicked out of a library.
I macked face heavy with my friend during lunch. The teacher had to come get us.
My cousin macked face heavy with her crush in the park. People thought she was being attacked.
I macked face heavy with my crush at the movie theater. The whole row got distracted.
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Smooching so hard it looks like you’re trying to fuse your faces together. Throw in a comma before heavy and act like you’re about to die from the kiss.
I macked face heavy with my crush in the kitchen. My mom thought we were having a food fight.
My brother macked face heavy with his girlfriend in the living room. The whole house heard it.
I macked face heavy with my friend at the concert. The security guy thought we were fighting.
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