Mackinaw

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Mackinaw is a godforsaken wasteland in the middle of nowhere Illinois where even the rats have given up on life.

'I live in Mackinaw, and my only neighbor is a raccoon with a drinking problem.'

'Mackinaw is so empty, you can hear your own stupidity echo.'

'If Mackinaw had a smell, it would be the stench of regret.'

A Mackinaw peach is a fruit that only shows up for two weeks a year and is so good it makes Kramer from Seinfeld cry.

'I ate a Mackinaw peach and now I want to quit my job.'

'That peach was so sweet, it made me want to move to Oregon.'

'I waited all year for the Mackinaw peach and it was worth every second.'

Mackinaw is like yelling 'Holy Shit' so loud it shakes the whole damn universe, especially when Joe Bowen says it.

'Joe Bowen screamed Mackinaw so loud, the TV exploded.'

'When I saw the goal, I yelled Mackinaw so loud my dog ran away.'

'Mackinaw is the sound of pure hockey joy.'

Mackinaw is when two guys with no foreskin try to park their ships in space and end up looking like a mess.

'They tried to dock in space, but it was like a Mackinaw disaster.'

'Two guys tried to space dock, and it was the worst thing since lukewarm pizza.'

'Mackinaw is when you try to space dock and look like a confused goat.'

Mackinaw is an old woolen coat that fans of the Hamilton Tiger-Cats wore so much they made Joe Bowen steal it and now it’s used as a catchphrase.

'The Tiger-Cats fans started the Mackinaw chant, and it stuck like gum on a shoe.'

'Mackinaw came from the Tiger-Cats and now it’s everywhere.'

'That chant started with the Tiger-Cats and now it’s louder than a jackhammer.'