Mackin on Randos

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Blindly hitting on strangers like they owe you money. Usually happens when you're too drunk or too horny to care who you're talking to.
I saw this guy hit on three girls at the same time. All of them looked confused and slightly annoyed.
She started chatting with a man in a suit at the coffee shop. He had no idea who she was.
He asked a random person in the subway, 'Are you single?' and then sat down next to him.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Flashing your junk to random people just because you think you’re cool. Often done in public places where no one is impressed.
He showed his junk to a group of tourists in the park. They just laughed and kept walking.
She pulled out her phone and took a selfie with a guy’s junk in the background.
He walked into a store and pointed at the guy behind the counter. 'You look like you need some love.' Then he showed him his junk.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Talking to people you don’t know just because you think they’re hot. Doesn’t matter if they’re mad, confused, or just plain annoyed.
He started chatting with a woman on the train. She looked like she wanted to scream.
She said hi to a guy in the grocery store. He looked like he was about to cry.
He asked a random person in the airport, 'Do you want to go out?' She said, 'No, but I want to go home.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Going after strangers like they’re your last chance at love. Often done in places where no one wants to be bothered.
He asked a guy in the mall, 'You look like you need a friend.' The guy just walked away.
She started talking to a man in the gym. He looked like he was about to leave.
He hit on a guy in the library. He was reading a book about silence.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Chatting up random people just because you're too lazy to ask someone you know. Usually ends with you being ignored or laughed at.
He asked a guy in the restaurant, 'Are you single?' The guy just smiled and kept eating.
She hit on a man in the grocery store. He looked confused and said, 'I'm married.'
He started talking to a guy in the subway. The guy looked like he wanted to sleep.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Talking to people you don’t know just because you think you’re a flirt. Often ends with you being called a creep or a weirdo.
He hit on a guy in the park. The guy just looked at him like he was crazy.
She started talking to a guy at the coffee shop. He looked like he wanted to run.
He asked a guy in the grocery store, 'Do you want to go out?' He said, 'No, but I want to go home.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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