Mackie on you

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i will kick your ass so hard you’ll forget you ever said i was fat

he said i was a walking pizza box and i let him have it

she called me a couch potato and i kicked her out of my house

he said i looked like a donut and i made him eat it

i will beat you until you shut up about my weight and start talking about your own

he kept bugging me about my belly and i beat him up

she said i was a snack and i said she was a snack too

he said i looked like a bag of chips and i said he looked like a bag of chips too

you’ll be too busy crying to keep telling me how fat i am

he laughed at me and i made him cry

she said i was a balloon and i made her cry

he made fun of my snacks and i made him cry